November 2011
lemony-snickets:
i have my first page set up.
the title, and the epigraph.
now, to wait the twenty-five minutes.
oh, dear.
All NaNo’s Eve <3
maryelizabethbosse:
why does metrolyrics exist
to make people scream in frustration.
My imagination, unbidden, possessed and guided... →
beautifulwordshenanigans:
And there was little boy tonight who came to our door dressed as Harry Potter. And after listening to every single person call my little sister who was dressed up as Ginny, red wig and all, Hermione, I was so excited to see a kid dressed as Harry.
And naturally responded by shrieking “Oh my God…
bandboysasparents:
“Disneyland again? Man, this blows!” Matt Flyzik’s teenage son complained. Matt then took one of his ear gauges and threw it directly at his son’s face.
bandboysasparents:
Pete Wentz sat by watching young Bronx playing with his new microphone, when a song came on and Bronx starting lip synching to the music. “You so remind me of your mother sometimes,” Pete whispered to his son.
October 2011
purex:
how does nanowrimo work someone please tell me
50,000 words. 30 days and nights of literary abandon. Lots of coffee. Less sleep than normal. FUN! :)
What about Fanfiction scares you?
Jack: Ooohhh…
Alex: It’s not so much that it scares me. It’s that it arouses me to the point that I question my own sexuality. I’ve had sex with so many other people in bands that it scares me.
Jack: It’s awkward. Like “Hey Travis” from We The Kings, “How you doing man?” Uhhhh…
Alex: I've fucked Panic At The Disco, I’ve fucked Cobra Starship, I’ve fucked Fall Out Boy…
Jack: So now when we meet those people it’s awkward.
Alex: It’s like "So… I’ve fucked you in theory," then they're weirded out and it’s awkward for the rest of the day.
Blurry Invisions: OMG TUMBLR CONTEST! NO WAY!... →
everettspencerwilliams:
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two different categories:
30+ reblogs is for Iphone or vans
30- is for just vans!
REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. I will pick them at random! just because you’re…
LOOK AT HIS CUTIEPIE FACE, HOW COULD YOU NOT REBLOG?! AND NOW GO LIKE...
Blurry Invisions: OMG TUMBLR CONTEST! NO WAY!... →
everettspencerwilliams:
Custom Painted Van Slip on Size 9 or AT&T Iphone 3G 8gig
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two different categories:
30+ reblogs is for Iphone or vans
30- is for just vans!
REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. I will pick them at random! just because you’re…
Blurry Invisions: OMG TUMBLR CONTEST! NO WAY!... →
everettspencerwilliams:
Custom Painted Van Slip on Size 9 or AT&T Iphone 3G 8gig
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two different categories:
30+ reblogs is for Iphone or vans
30- is for just vans!
REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. I will pick them at random! just because you’re…
Blurry Invisions: OMG TUMBLR CONTEST! NO WAY!... →
everettspencerwilliams:
Custom Painted Van Slip on Size 9 or AT&T Iphone 3G 8gig
don’t have at&t? no problem it will be a free itouch! :D
two different categories:
30+ reblogs is for Iphone or vans
30- is for just vans!
REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. I will pick them at random! just because you’re…
Blurry Invisions: OMG TUMBLR CONTEST! NO WAY!... →
everettspencerwilliams:
Custom Painted Van Slip on Size 9 or AT&T Iphone 3G 8gig
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two different categories:
30+ reblogs is for Iphone or vans
30- is for just vans!
REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. I will pick them at random! just because you’re…
Blurry Invisions: OMG TUMBLR CONTEST! NO WAY!... →
everettspencerwilliams:
Custom Painted Van Slip on Size 9 or AT&T Iphone 3G 8gig
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two different categories:
30+ reblogs is for Iphone or vans
30- is for just vans!
REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. I will pick them at random! just because you’re…
Reblog is you have ever self harmed
whydoifeels0alone:
I am sending messages to all of you
who needs a title: Giveaway: All Time Low... →
slugrats:
So I have this All Time low necklace and it came with a matching guitar pick and I’m giving it away. My parents want me to get rid of a ton of my crap and they don’t want me to have this so here are the rules:
You must be following me (slugrats). I will check.
You can reblog as many…
"Think we kissed but i forgot"
magicalmunchkin:
Blaine Anderson:
Darren Criss:
achelebr:
Last Friday Night - Full
Zack: "I'd just like to say I became a godfather today!"
Crowd: "WOOOH!"
Alex: "And I became a father today."
Crowd: *silent*
Alex: "I had a baby with the horse right there (blow up horse) and you know, I'd thought it was gonna be a centaur, you know, lower body of a horse, upper body of a human. But it turned out to have a human body and a horse head."
Jack: "Like your first girlfriend!"
Crowd: "OHHHH!"
Alex: "You shouldn't talk about your mom like that Jack."
Crowd: *laughs*
bandboysasparents:
Pierre son walks into the room and tries to talk to his Dad, who is watching the game with his ex band mates frustrated, his son yells “hey Dad! look at me!” Pierre looks up at his son and yells “did I grow up according to plan?” Pierre and his ex band mates fall onto the floor and wail.
chronicles of band boys as parents: Tay Jardine... →
bandboysasparents:
Tay Jardine sat proudly in the bleachers at her daughter’s basketball game, watching as the young girl dribbled the ball up and down the court with ease. Just as she was about to make the game-winning points, the referee blew the whistle. Tay couldn’t ignore her fury, standing up to screech “IT’S…
bandboysasparents:
andrew mcmahon was sitting in his living room when his son ran in the room holding a can of paint “,ook dad, it’s dark blue!” “what did you just say” andrew asked “it’s dark blue” tears filled andrew’s eyes. “have you ever been alone in a crowded room?” he whispered to himself.
bandboysasparents:
Bronx stormed into the house with red puffy eyes; he had been crying. “what happened?” asked Pete. “today was the worst day EVER! I just wanna cry on the couch-“. “WHERE ALL THE POETS COME TO LIFE” screamed Pete at the top of his lungs, flipping over the couch with Bronx on it, running into the streets in sobs.
wecouldputthepastaway:
“What’s the problem dad?” asks Alex Gaskarth’s 12 year old son. “I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.” Alex replies. “I can keep a secret.” say the son. “I can keep a secret if you can keep me guessing…” Alex whispers to himself while leaving the room, weeping silently as he goes.
Young lady, you were supposed to be home by curfew!” Martin yelled at his...
– MY MOM. OMG. (via fellinlovewithaboyattherockshow)
fellinlovewithaboyattherockshow:
“Who are they?” Rian asks his 15 year old daughter. “Jake and Adam, the lead singer and guitarist of my favorite band, duh”, she answers. “Oh, well, who is the drummer?” he continues. “I don’t know”, she replies. “You don’t know…” he whispers, as the painful memories of being unknown surface.
bandboysasparents:
“It’s so damn cold” Alex’s daughter complained, putting a jumper on. “Like 20 below” He whispered.
chronicles of band boys as parents: pat kirch... →
bandboysasparents:
pat kirch comes home from work one day to find his son watching television. curious as to what might be so interesting to watch, he asks him “hey son, what are you watching there?” he turns to him and replies “oh, it’s this new TV show about a rodent superhero…his name’s Rat Boy.” pat then freezes, lunges at the TV, pushing it down to the ground. he then tucks his hair behind...
bandboysasparents:
Tay Jardine’s daughter runs into her room shuts the door & yells YOU’RE SO UNFAIR! WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE BETH’S PARENTS! Tay falls to her knees & in between sobs says ill never be what you want
chronicles of band boys as parents: Stephen came... →
bandboysasparents:
Stephen came out of the basement, whiskey in one hand and Speak now by Taylor Swift in the other. He wiped his puffy, red eyes to see his 18-year-old son sitting quietly in front of his laptop. “Son, what’s wrong?” Stephen drunkenly asked. “Dad,” his son stopped to take a breath. “Dad, I hate life.” “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?” Stephen’s son threw his laptop across the room and...