101 Dalmatians has a part where they’re watching a TV show where a panel of people are trying to guess what someone’s crime was. 

This is a children’s show and they’re talking about homicide. They are asking if this man committed homicide. 

"Did you do someone in?" the fuck

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

•Whether or not you answer a toy phone when a baby hands you one

grangermalfoy:

moltobenedict:

bibbidibobbityboo:

brigwife:

If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar

And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much

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i’m so done with this website.

lol and then it turns out to be a girl

no oscar for leo again

Yesterday I got accepted into college, very early today I submitted my first single to tunecore and it’ll be on iTunes in a few days. It’s like I just set my entire life on course in a matter of hours. It feels good.

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

cheekboners:

That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.

This is the best thing that has ever happened.

cgrtt-lghtr:

sketchavolie:

vanehwasreal:

lady-polgara:


When a bullet hits a wall

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god

Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?

oh my gOD I WAS JUST WONDERING THE SAME THING

cgrtt-lghtr:

sketchavolie:

vanehwasreal:

lady-polgara:

When a bullet hits a wall

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god

Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?

oh my gOD I WAS JUST WONDERING THE SAME THING

weliveandbreathewords:

I think he’s getting worse. As his friend you should probably tell him.

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

fregg:

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

a very beautiful trashcan

make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang